. . . is now a sprawling mass of blubber!

But she's still my pretty kitty!


Happy Birthday Chloe!!!
. . . is now a sprawling mass of blubber!

But she's still my pretty kitty!


Happy Birthday Chloe!!!
. . .
and . . .
Me: Could I get a quesadilla with guacamole instead of sour cream?
Him: You want to trade the sour cream for guacamole?
Me: Yes.
Him: We don't do that here.
Me: Fine. I would like a quesadilla with no sour cream, and a side of guacamole.
Him: What kind of of sour cream would you like?
Me: I don't want sour cream!!!
2nd employee who had been watching the whole thing: GUACAMOLE!!!!
Then, when I got home with my quesadilla and hard-earned guacamole, my cat would not leave me alone. She kept trying to get my food. Finally, I offered her a dollop of guacamole to show her that she wouldn't like my food anyway, so she would go away. Apparently though, I have the weirdest cat in the world, because she LOVED the guacamole! She couldn't lick it up fast enough! Avocado, tomato, onions, lime juice, spices-- how could a cat possibly like that???? Of course, she also likes eating popcorn, garbanzo beans, corn husks, and plastic. I'm not sure she's really a cat. . .
I've gotten some strange looks from clients, but my toes stay warm and toasty all day! My coworkers were so jealous that 3 of them went and got their own slippers (Rite-Aid, $3.99). Now we all have matching slippers in different colors. Purple, green, red and blue. I'm a trendsetter! :)